Fun & Facts

Cat Jokes

Q: What do you call a kitten fight?
A: A cat-astrophe!

Q: Did you hear about the cat who ran up the big phone bill?
A: She called Persian-to-Persian!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kitten with a post?
A: A cat-er-pillar!

Q: What do kittens like to put on their burgers?
A: Catsup!

Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats!

Q: What was the first cat to fly?
A: Kitty-hawk!


Cat Owner’s Prayer

Because I’m only human,
It’s sometimes hard to beThe wise,
all-knowing creatureThat my cat
expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understandThe subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairsWere put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it’s really lots to askBut please,
oh please, take pity;
And though I’m only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!

-Author Unknown

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